kronologi PMR-T

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..

Isnin

BM1 7.45-8.45

" eh kau baca apa BM ha? ak tatau nk ulangkaji apa," [gaya pro je]
" ala BM1 kacang mak enon je la. ak baca nota kecik yg dpt skali ngan buku aktual tu, "

" alamak tadi susa sikit la. nombor satu apa jwpn dy?"
" ketam padi,"
" sengal. nombo satu dah salah,"
" tak pe, tak pe. kertas2 ada,"
" haha,"

BM2 9.10-11.10

" cepat2. 5 minit lagi nk kena masuk dewan,"
" weh format2. berita, surat rasmi, laporan,"
" laporan lepas tandatangan ada tarikh kt sebelah kanan dy,"
" aik? ade ek? asal ak x pnh tahu? haha,"

" hoho. tadi kau buat karangan nombor berapa?"
" nombor dua. kau? "
" satu. tadi blank sket kot,"

SEJ 11.30-12.45

" suruhanjaya Ried buat apa cik?"
" tinjau pandangan penduduk sabah dgn sarawak.... eh!"
" itu cobbold, pandai,"
" jap2. apa syarat perjanjian persekutuan?"
" argh kau baca la sendiri! ak byk ag x cover ni!"
" dah2... sodaqallahul'azhiim.. cg pggil msuk dewan lahh,"
" tamau!!"
" tawakal je la wei.."

" macam mana tadi?"
" ak benci kaundinya kurung bnam tu,"
" apa beza adat temenggung dgn adat perpatih?"
" ak igt nak check jwpn la. jom gi masjid,"
" sikit punya harapan nk dpt A la,"

Selasa

BI1 7.45-8.45

" present perfect.. past perfect.. continuous perfect..,"
" sasau,"

" hoho senang agak arh,"
" emm.. sikit..,"
" tak pe.. cm bese, paper2 ade. haha,"

BI2 9.10-10.40

" wey, keluar setting,"
" eh yeke?? setting, setting!"
" tuileries garden, dancers' dressing room, Erik's house on the lake under the opera house,"
" renew relationship, pstu dyorg gossiping kt dressing room,"

" eh, tadi dy mintak satu setting je kan??"
" yupp.."

GEO 11.30-12.45

" dekat pontian ada tanaman apa?"
" classmate ak. haha"
" hak3.. ok fhm. classmate ak gk," [lwk kot tyme ni. kpd yg b'kenaan, sila terasa. :p]

" weh ok tak tadi??"
" bole la.."

Rabu

SC1 7.45-8.45

" wey2, tadi ak nmpak....."
" diamlah! distracting btul la,"
" oh ok...jgn mara..lek2..."
" itulah namanya ujian,"
" ok2.. Allah nk uji tahap keimanan. fighting over nafsu! ak tamau gagal ujian ni,"
" wey terangkn blood circulation jap,"

" tgk jp kertas kau,"
" ak tak baca pollination... sayangnya!"
" apa benda yg predict the weather on earth?"
" tak pe.. cm biasa.. paper2 kn ada. haha,"
" kau mmg. paper2 lagi killing bhai,"

SC2 9.00-10.30

" agak2 keluar apa ha?"
" malas nk pk dah,"
" 5 minit je ag,"

" argh! visking tube!"
" tu ok ag. budak kaki bengkok tu sakit apa yo?"
" budak tu gembira je ak tgk. mcm x sakit,"
" ke situ pulak,"
" sikit punya hrpn nk dpt A ar.."

PAI 10.45-12.45

" orang kata keluar abu hurairah,"
" ye la tu,"
" ak byk tak cover ar PAI.. cner ni..."
" dah.. cg pggil msuk dewan!"
" wtv!!"

" eyy tadi cm senang... tp cm susah gk..."
" cm umum ar soklan dy..."
" yeahh.. habis sudah killer subjects!!!"
" weh barab ad ag,"
" barab ok la.. ag ok dri sains.."

Khamis

MT1 7.45-9.00

" 3 4 5.. 7 24 25... 5 12 13.. 8 15 17.."
" elimination.. substitution..."

" syg, yg nombo 17 tuh adoii.."
" tak pe... paper2 ada.. hak3,"
" kau ni hantu paper2 btul la. tembak kang,"

MT2 9.30- 11.15

" ajar ak linear equation.."
" circles2..."

" argh cmne soklan factorisation yg senang kcg tuh ak bley lupa??"
" yg mana bhai?"
" Factorise completely 9+p(6+p)"
" benci soklan tu,"
" masalahnya senang sgt cmne bulih blank lak tdi!! argh."
" takpela... bende dh berlalu.."
" jom arh gi masjid. baru 11.30 kot. conquer habis. smpat ag nk solat dhuha ni,"

Jumaat

BA 7.45-10.15

" ustaz anas, pemahaman kuar apa?"
" globalisasi," [ biar betik]
" hah???"
" kenapa? tak percaya?" [ saba je la USA ni..]
" ustaz sengih2 tu.. tipu la tu.. cm org tak tahu,"
" eh betul apa," [pastu ust gelak. saba je la]

" tadi kau wt karangan yg mana?"
" al'aqlussaliim fi jismissaliim,"
" ak wt cuti skola tu,"
" jap nk tny. 'yattajihu' tu isim ke fe'el? kena tukar yg mana? 'ya' ke 'hu'? "

KH 11.45-12.15

" cg zaidah suro bwk kalkulator,"
" last paper, last paper,"
" paip perkhidmatan, paip limpah,"
" skon titis tu amende?"
" magyar yg mana, raglan yg mana?"

" yeayy dh habis pmr!!"
" trial je yo,"
" kau di alam mimpi,"
" nak check jwpn KH ngan ak?"
" nak!!"

" tak sabar nk dpt result..."

TRIAL PMR 2010
..TAMAT...

PENILAIAN MENENGAH RENDAH
MENANTI ANDA 5 OKTOBER 2010

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